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Samples:
Cannibal: Shall I boil the new missionary?
Chief: Of course not! He's a Friar.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law."
The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes
A cannibal student was suspended from school....
It seems he was buttering up his teacher
BE THE FIRST WITH YOUR JOKE!
Why don't Cannibals eat Lawyers? .................. Professional Courtesy!
Submitted by Dan Thompson, Minneapolis MN
Who's a Cannibal's favorite rapper? .................. M&M!
Submitted by Shelly, Savage MN
What did the Cannibal Master of Ceremonies say to the audience? ......
Let's give the next performer a big hand!
Submitted by Jason, Hugo MN
What's a Cannibal's favorite song? .................. I only have eyes for you!
Submitted by Shelly's Mom, Savage MN
If we use your joke, we'll send you a Cannibal Kevin T shirt!!
(great for wearing, but not for eating)
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